The Professor

The Professor is a helpful and wise Lego Mang. Despite the mechanical and engineering skills of many of the Lego Mang, the professor helps many of them become atheists and use the scientific method. During the 2012 election cycle, his donation contributions came into question when anti-religious ads popped up in many regions during prime time television. It turns out his donations were ok, he was spending a lot of money on artisanal dildos and butt plugs.